The simple Black & White Truth!
MISS SEPTEMBER
She doesn't have to be the leader...She
doesn't have to be spoiled rotten!
She's the Middle Child without much
of a middle. She's Stacey! What more should you have to say?
Lots!
She'll always be that creatively pesky
14 year old in the red hat. That's the scenario in which I first
met her and her adorable charm. Now she's a University Graduate and
works in a place that probably has all sorts of those red hats for sale.
I've got to work terms like hot babe,
luscious, knock out, and breathtaking into this someplace but it just doesn't
work. While being UDDERLY cool (She's fond of cows) she's not a hot
luscious breathtaking knock out of a babe to me.
I'VE FAILED THIS MONTH!!!
Perhaps that's why it took the workings of a guy named after a superhero
to latch on to her ability to drive across town and deliver lunch..and
eventually promise a life together forever. Imagine, never having
to leave the house to pick on a guy! She's done it again! You
Go Girl!!!
VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: Stacey (too cool to have
it without an extra vowel!)
LOCATION: South Lincoln
NEXT OF KIN: Yea right, Stacey
with a kid...that's her OLDER sisters job.
DADDY: He works in a basement
and knows how to calculate gas mileage!
MOMMY: Coupon Babe of Salt Valley
BROTHERS: They would have never survived
the sandbox
SISTERS: See "Cootie of the month-Miss
April" and listen for 3 Octave Giggles
MEASUREMENTS: Trust me, she's
a woman!
TALENTS: Camera discussion, arm
smacker, well balanced sarcastic humor
TODAYS COLOR: Turquoise
TOP TEN THINGS BOYS SAID WHEN SHOWN HER PICTURE AT THE MALL
10 Hey! Didn't
she used to hang around with that S.U.B.!
9 She used
to call my BBS.
8 She was
in a car accident involving my great grandmother!
7 Wow....how
Kooshy!
6 There's
a glitch on her face...
5 She can
type on my commodore anyday!
4 Hi, I'm
a Poohbear....take me home!
3 I ain't
sayin....she'll come hit me!
2 Looks
like something you'd find in Wildnerness Park...
1 I'm suddenly
hungry for Old Country Buffet!