Miss November
This ain't the best photo...you can't see the smile that would win the miss Chinese contest. I'm not sure why the big smile, cuz she's holding one of those hideous Pokemon. Stephanie was blessed by an idiot who ditched her about 4 years ago. She was then motivated to grow up, get a life and become attractive to a real man. She's got the College Diploma, new car and a job that ISN'T janitorial duty at K-Mart...what a plus! She's proof that some people get a clue.
VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: Steph, St'Heifer, Mommy,Steph-Honey...
LOCATION: Wouldn't YOU like to know
OFFSPRING: One charming daughter...even though she collects
Pokemon crap
DADDY: Let's just say he can look up his daughters
boyfriend's records REALLY easy.
MOMMY: The rare dish doin', stay at home, Cookie Bakin'
type gal.
BROTHERS: IF any, they were devoured by the three sisters long
ago!
SISTERS: The married introverted one and the spunky teeny booper
one...both have been cooties.
TALENTS: Mom, Adventure gaming, and of course the ability to giggle using the entire
audio spectrum.
TOP 10 THINGS BOYS SAID ABOUT HER AT THE MALL
10 You should share some of that with your
sisters...
9 Dave ain't here man!
8 I heard you were here....from the
other side of the mall
7 Shopping for
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave?
6 Why did you park clear out
there, where there are no other cars?
5 You're the one who used to be
married to that guy who hit on my sister!
4 No, I haven't seen Dave
3 Are you Whine2K compliant?
2 May I suggest this book on
Obsession with DJ's?
1 Ah, you wan to sell me eggrow?