Ms. April
Her name ain't Jerry...in fact, it's not even Springer. She got
married. She'll always be 'Springer' to me! She's my best buddy
from High School and I have a feeling this month's feature is going to
become something terribly evil. My web publisher keeps crashing and
doing bizarre things!
Springer and I did bizarre things in McCook Nebraska, back in the 80s,
so perhaps this is all going to be just fine! She got me my prom
dates, helped me break up with my prom dates, and smiled and nodded when
I did silly things like...well, LOOK! Wouldn't you be fond of her
too!
This isn't her best photo, but it's all I could locate on a whim.
Actually the PERFECT one would definately get me smacked, so I'll let it
be. OK...on to the roasting....
VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: Darrin Leo
LOCATION: Last I knew, Arizona...
NEXT OF KIN: The day I become a
midget wrestler is the day she has a kid!
DADDY: Brother Milo! (This man is
a riot! Miss him as much as her!)
MOMMY: Sylvia (Even though
boys in high school don't find their freinds 'moms' fun
& neat to look at...she was!)
BROTHERS: Dweebs in Corvette's
SISTERS: Connie, the Triple-A Travel
Babe! (The blonde hot look is a family tradition)
MEASUREMENTS: Who cares! she
was in a bikini all summer!!
TALENTS: Nurse type stuff. Probably
stopped dating old guys when she got married.
TOP TEN THINGS BOYS SAID WHEN SHOWN HER PICTURE AT THE MALL
10. HELLLLLLOOOOOOOO NURRRRRRSE!
9. And I thought
the babes in western Nebraska were...rural
8. Well....she's
no Brad Pitt!
7. No honey,
she's not as attractive as you...really.....I mean it...reallly
6. Do you
have this same model in...unhitched?
5. Will you
be featuring her sister NEXT month?
4. She can
gimme a shot in the rump ANY time!
3. Those are
sure nice......flowers...on her shirt.
2. No wonder
Arizona doesn't follow the time change...they're too distracted!
1. Makes you
kind of wish you were a wicker chair, doesn't it....