Miss September
This may be cheating, but I'm running way late this month! Who were the first cooties you had to defend yourself against? Sisters!!! The one on the left is Deb, she's my sis. The one on my right ended up as part of one of those "Step" deals. I never grew up with her, so it's hard to consider her a sister. I never ever got to bite the nose off one her barbie dolls, so it won't ever seem complete.
VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: Deborah / Raelynne (I think I'm
spelling it wrong)
LOCATION: Lincoln NE/Lees Summit Mo.
OFFSPRING: Two a peice, I believe.
DADDY: Well, the one on the left has
the same one as I do!
MOMMY: Ironically, the one on the left
also has the same mommy as I do!
BROTHERS: They each got one, but I'm the best!!
SISTERS: No, but yes...and yes, but no?
MEASUREMENTS: Ewwww Gross!!!
TALENTS: Deb is certified in "Gum-in-hair" tactics and the
ability to get backstage at any concert. She also had some of the
most attractive female friends a junior high boy could wanna look at!
TOP TEN THINGS BOYS SAID WHEN SHOWN HER PICTURE AT THE MALL
10 Sister?? Where
are their habits?
9 You need a better
scanner!
8 And what's their...er,
I mean your phone number...uh..suppose you've both left home though.
7 So...about these
attractive female friends of Debs....
6 It's about time
you have someone over 21 on your site!
5 When are you going
to have that Luna chick from the Blaze on here?
4 Which window is
theirs??? Where do they live?
3 Wow, the girls
get all the looks in your family, huh?
2 I saw Deb in Victoria's
Secret!!
1 If you don't want
her can I have her?