MISS JANUARY (She's the one on the right!)
We decided to start 1999 off right! This is Shana, and a guy who knows what's going to happen to a bunch of computers this time next year, thanks to the famous millenium bug. He looks real worried, doesn't he! She's what you might call one of the "Russ's Pluses"!
VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: Shoshana (yea, some famous star
had a girlfriend with that name)
LOCATION: Lincoln, Nebraska Usa, Planet
Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
DADDY: Most Likely....Things
like this just don't happen in a laboratory...
MOMMY: She has one, but isn't
one....
BROTHERS/SISTERS: I'm drawing
a blank....
MEASUREMENTS: Who needs 'em!
TALENTS: she works a lot....I've seen
her dance (she has legs!)
10 Yea....this is Ron......
9 I DID INT
KNOW YOU HAD A PIC TURE OF THEM DAY VID
8 No dear,
she's not as pretty as you...ouch! no I'm not staring!!!
7 The new year
would be happier if I was that guy....
6 How
does she like Junior high?
5 Ap e tiz
er!!!....yum!
4 Oh he'th
thuch a cute fellah! what'th hith name!....
3 What does
shana what to sho me, anyway?
2 How about
you ditch that guy...and we go.....study!
1 I know which
I'm gonna start shopping at!