MISS AUGUST
If I was forced to have a younger sister Kim would be one of my first picks. She's one of those people that you can't help but adore. She has faults, but men are required to overlook those and worship blindly, thanks to hormones.
Even those who would claim not to keep little top 10 lists of the most beautiful women in the world can't help but consider this charm as a candidate.
There's something very peculiar about Miss August. While the attraction flags are flying at full staff, there's something about her that makes you wanna respect her and not reach out and touch her right on the....anyway.
VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: Kim
LOCATION: The Old Air Base (and you were wishing
for Naval)
OFFSPRING: I can name two guys willing
to help on this one.....
DADDY: I hear he's a cool guy, never
met him.
MOMMY: I'm not even going to go here....
BROTHERS: Unless she sold him, she's got one.
SISTERS: Believe it or not, Kim didn't get
ALL the looks....just all the charm.
TALENTS: She sings WAV files. The mere presence of the
thought of her existence will put a smile on your face. She runs
up behind people in public places, covers their eyes, and say "Guess Who".
Queen of Fast Food Establishments and child care facilities. On occasion
you stop, look at her funny, and dismiss what she just did as a"blone moment".
TOP 10 THINGS BOYS SAID WHEN SHOWN HER PICTURE AT THE MALL
10 Do I get fries with that?
9 Is her chair
vibrating or something?
8 So that's why
BK's profits on VanDorn went WAY up!
7 Oh Fabulouth!
Doeth she have a Sexthy Brother?!
6 You don't really
wish she was a 'sister', do ya?
5 Speaking of
Whoppers....
4 Kinda makes
you wish you were her dentist or something...
3 And her number
is 1-900 what?
2 She ain't no
witch...that's fer sure!
1 I Do!
I mean, will she marry...er, uh, ouch! Sorry dear, Just kiddin!