MISS DECEMBER
To quote her fiancee regarding Dave's Cootie of the Month Page..."I
highly encourage it!"
Alrighty then, let's be a smarty pants and make Katie the next fine
woman put upon this hideous pedistal! She has her own website and
is into art. Plus she's good at keeping me awake late on Saturday
nights when her honey and the dude from Seward start talking about things
way out there!
VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: Katie (not to be confused with
Katie Holmes....oh baby!)
LOCATION: The University of Pepsi -
Lincoln
DADDY: Duh! She didn't
just fall off a tree!
MOMMY: Ask her Fiancee....I dare
ya!
BROTHERS/SISTERS: One of each!
wooo hoo!
MEASUREMENTS: Sorry, didn't wanna
get my butt kicked....
TALENTS: Art, Yakkin, linking to my
radio website....
TOP TEN THINGS BOYS SAID WHEN SHOWN HER PICTURE AT THE MALL
10 Is everything from
Nebraska City this cool?
9 Wasn't
she the replacement for Farrah Fawcett on Charlie's Angels?
8 No dear,
she's not as pretty as you...really....honest!!!
7 Doesn't
her sister fall into TV sets?
6 Just in
time to stuff into MY Christmas stocking!
5 I think
I'll go to the University afterall....
4 At least
one of us is growin, after seeing this picture....
3 A face
only the entire male population could love....
2 You say
she's WHERE on Saturday nights??? Can I come?
1 The guy
I saw her with looked more like Satan than Santa....