MISS MAY
Meet Judy the Home Maker and mother of two charming young daughters!
She begged to be a cootie, so I suppose I had better be nice. Afterall,
she's one of the few cooties that have been put up here for reasons
other than payback or revenge!
And besides, we aren't putting her picture up just to flaunt her body...The
crock pot knows more than you do! (Unless you ever visited an Omaha
Bar where she...strip...I mean, danced!)
VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: Judy Jr.
LOCATION: The Edge Of Lincoln
NEXT OF KIN: Two charming daughters...oh,
I said that already!
DADDY: She was born far before
test tube babies, so I can only assume...
MOMMY: Currently recovering from
raising Judy and her sister!
BROTHERS: We don't go there....
SISTERS: Babe-raham Lincoln!!!
(Married, sorry!)
MEASUREMENTS: ASk any crock pot!
TALENTS: Nude dancing, Smokin, Cursin,
and everything else a man loves!
TOP TEN THINGS BOYS SAID WHEN SHOWN HER PICTURE AT THE MALL
10 Got change for a buck?
9 Do you
have a reciept for that crock pot, ma'am?
8 I gotta
lick it???
7 Woman
with crock pot must be cookin!
6 Crock
Pot? she must like is slow! (whatever that means)
5 While
wearing that crock pot, she's known as Judy in Disguise...
4 Hey Jude!
3 Sweet
Judy Blue Eyes?
2 She told
me all about this guy rubbing her butt....
1 Would
you like to begin practice making a third ?