Here's all the stuff left over from the bachelor days !!!
As Is, No warranty, if rash develops, discontinue use...
Hey Dave, is there any
'chick' stuff on this page?
Now, for your the enjoyment of
hormonal males (yes, redundant, isn't it)...stuff
about girls!
This section began as a joke.
One of my friends little sister said she deserved to be on my website...so
I worked up a little self-serving, overexaggerated Bio and tossed it on
here. Then someone wanted to know who was going to be featured next....and
the rest is history! Although I haven't kept a monthly update and am somewhat
limited (since I require
a photo), My male audience still encourages nominations for....
The Section Formerly known as...
COOTIE OF THE MONTH
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DID YOU KNOW...Callista Flockhart was in the Movie: THE BIRDCAGE?
Other Fine Women Performers Include:
Leonardo DiCaprio (I'm KIDDING!) Judy Garland (and her little dog too!) Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy!) Alyson Hannigan (Buffy's shy little friend, Willow who went to band camp) Katherine Hepburn (Wooo! an OLDER woman!) Barbara Stanwyk (What a dreamy voice!) Katie Holmes (Dawson's Creeps..er, Creek) Olivia Newton-John (still, after 20 years!) Wynona Ryder ('specially as a blonde in "Edward Scissorhands") Ally Sheedy (Where are you hiding!)
Stupid Reasons Not To Date Someone:
Dating isn't a contract, it's the opportunity to get to know someone
so lets begin with some of my favorite lines....
I don't know them very well
We're Friends (Yea, date your enemies!)
Age (Try maturity sometime! It's a trip!)
I've known them since Kindergarten
My parents won't like them
I'll never get to be on Jerry Springer with someone like that
Some of this is just plain mean, and NO, I didn't date all of them! Some of them just gave me perspective.
Lori in 7th Grade-Kissed me at the Valentines Dance. Later met the affectionate glances of some other boy who made me hideously jealous, so I had to be mean and hate her.
College Sweetheart-The gal I was married to for almost 4 wonderful years. Proof that you never go for the first thing that bites back, and wait till you've aged a little till you tie the knot.
Thunder Thighs-Yea, like I don't have a big butt myself! I think the highlight of this required post separation rebound relationship was when I discovered her and her 'just friend' in my waterbed. Gee....I guess I've been neglecting all of my 'just friends'.
The Red Head Neighbor-Thunder Thighs was running interference while my neighbor was smiling at me in the hall and batting her adorable brown eyes at me. I'm a little slow. It took me the longest time to figure out she wasn't coming over to visit my roommate. She was in fact coming over to wait until I got off work to see me. She was beautiful inside and out. I think she may have been my guardian angel's assistant.
Good Ol' Mom-The scariest quote from one of my friends..."She has your rocking chairs picked out". She cooked for me, She changed a tire for me, and replaced a battery while I was out of town. I know, I know....these should be big turn ons. It was the WAY she did it. I don't know if she tried too hard, or was simply suffocating me at a time when I really wasn't into throwing myself at a fine woman. I forget what caused the tension that eventually ended this one. It's a big blur.
The Gerbil-Named by one of my best buddies, Scott (May he rest in peace). She wore short dresses without underpants. (I have a heart for poor people who can't afford clothing, and am glad to see all those web sites dedicated to getting their photo's out!). She went to visit a friend of mine one weekend, and suddenly I was invited to their wedding! Definitely one of those "everyone should try this" type of women. Just don't take yourselves seriously and you won't get hurt.
South Dakota- Sometimes God gives us stepping stones to allow us to believe in ourselves, for what's to happen later. It's rare that you meet a young woman with such a clear head or what's real, what they feel is right and wrong, and is honest about it all, simply because it's the truth and that's what you're supposed to do. I met her while doing some work on the road. I did some moonlighting at a radio station where a friend of mine worked and gave me the chance to make a few extra bucks. (Plus I got to be on the radio!) It all began when her friend called and was putting on a big plastic show, trying to impress me. Then she handed the phone off to miss South Dakota who was herself....truth is much more fun!
The Lady In Red-A nice woman deserves a nice song. This was one
big romantic dance. We stared at ceilings in restaurant's late at night, discussing our lives
and letting each other know the secrets we couldn't tell a lot of other
people. We also thought and analyzed too much for any enjoyment.