What A Country!
MISS JULY
Meet Catherine! (This is where
you throw in a joke about Catherine the Great).
She cleans up well, but she can be free
spirited and stong willed (alright, bitchy!) like the best of us, so don't
let this sophisticated photo fool you. If you are ever lucky
enough to see the cool photo of her mommy, you'll see that the eloquence
runs in the immediate family, female side.
In all fairness, you can't really dis
her brother...he does grill some awsome burgers! (Not to mention
decorating the scene with cute girlfriends!)
VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: Catherine, but most call her Cathy
LOCATION: She just moved to her own pad....but
still in Lincoln, NE
OFFSPRING: Creator of the POWER BABY!!!
DADDY: Little Bald Guy (like I said,
the WOMEN in the family have the charm)
MOMMY: Nice Woman! Ceiling Inspector
and Hill Observer
BROTHERS: Just Burger Boy
SISTERS: That would be scary to watch.....but
no.
TALENTS: She can sing purty dang good, she's played in a band
(ok, it was the high School marching band, but it looks impressive), gives
good 'cathy hugs', knows more than one use for patio furniture and has
the ability to look totally awsome in a black dress. but more importantly,
if she cut her arms and legs off, poked her eyes out, sliced up her face,
shaved her head and gained 600 pounds, she'd still be a sweetie at least
two weeks out of the month!
TOP 10 THINGS BOYS SAID WHEN SHOWN HER PICTURE AT THE MALL
10 This picture looks
a little.....fuzzy!
9 What's the
deal with her cheeks?
8 No dear,
she's not as pretty as you...ouch! what was that for!
7 I'm here,
I'm queer, get u...wait, I just changed my mind!
6 Put that
away! I've got tight pants on!
5 Does she
need her lawn mowed?
4 Viva Gordita!!
3 Nice Computer
Generated Fantasy!
2 Hey, my
sister dated her brother!!
1 Is She Nekkid?