MISS MARCH
"Dave, She's gonna KILL you!"
We had better get this one in...cuz one
look tells you she's not going to be a MISS
forever! Yes, lots of men will cry at her wedding.
This cootie pick was recommended by
our January pick.
What can I say...without involving a
restraining order?
This million dollar smile was part of
the UNL band and she's fun at parties too!
VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: Denise (pronounced god-ESS)
LOCATION: Somewhere in Lincoln
DADDY: Last I knew he owned a
pick up. That's about it.
MOMMY: A very proud one, no doubt.
BROTHERS: She has made reference to
an idiot younger brother...
SISTERS: In our dreams!
MEASUREMENTS: Why do you think
she's smiling in the picture!
TALENTS: She sings! Likes older
men...she DIGS them...up! (it's her major!)
TOP TEN THINGS BOYS SAID WHEN SHOWN HER PICTURE AT THE MALL
10 Hey baby, wanna dig MY bones?
9 She ain't
so hot..she has a hair out of place!
8 Why is
that nose ring in her ear, dude?
7 I'll help
her put that hair back into place! Late some night...
6 Wow, what
a fox...er, wolf...
5 Makes
you wish you were a piccolo!
4 Gee, and
to think I settled for you honey....ouch! don't hit me!
3 Good thing
I'm wearing boxers!
2 Who cares
if she can't sing...it's not my singing I'm concerened about!
1 Happy
St. Patty's Day! Erin Go...Bra- less!!!!