Happy Birthday To ME!

MISS AUGUST
Yea, Yea, Yea, same headline and background colour of my last August pick, but hey, it's MY page!  So, this is Dawn.  She's older now, but I came across this photo on another website and stole it.  Besides, she's so doggone cute...and there's something about the pose that makes you wonder what she's thinking about!
 
 

VITAL STATISTICS:

NAME:  Dawn
LOCATION: The Navix Help Desk
OFFSPRING:  One boy...thanks to the help of another boy...
DADDY:  Never heard any such piece of futniture being mentioned...
MOMMY:  This person I have heard mentioned...
BROTHERS: I really know nothing of her family, come to think of it...
SISTERS: Dunno...now I'm starting to look really bad, eh?
TALENTS: She gives good backrubs...I would suppose (ahem).  She writes poetry too.


 


TOP 10 THINGS BOYS SAID WHEN SHOWN HER PICTURE AT THE MALL

10   Is she about to blow chunks?
 9    Man, you need satelitte!  fuzzy picture!
 8    Navix Help Desk, eh?  She can help me reboot ANYtime!
 7    If I had that picture, I would have framed it for the shrine before it got all messed up.
 6    Does she need help making any more children?
 5    I write poems too, yes I really do.  I bet she would think, Mine really stink.
 4    Is she available for download?
 3    Yea, help desk...probably $3.99 per minute with my major credit card.
 2    She is obviously thinking about meeting someone like ME someday!
 1    Hey!  who bit off the left side of her head!

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