MS February
Should you ever get THIS far and actually
read this ( Didn't your mama ever teach you it's not nice to stare?!)
This is the lost photo we wanted to feature back in November. Now
WHO could lose something this valuable!! DOH! But what a sight
for sore eyes! Ask any Dave around. Cynthia is probably one
of the most desireable people to wish for on Valentines day! Just
don't ask Bob...he's kinda cranky these days. He once made two wonderful
little babies with this angel.
VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: Cyn...sounds like Sin (Hey, we
can dream, can't we!)
LOCATION: Last seen in Omaha
OFFSPRING: One of each gender
DADDY: Too distracted to ever notice...
MOMMY: She must have been a bomb too,
eh?
BROTHERS: If so, I don't wish her beauty on
them...maybe a macho version
SISTERS: Still too distracted to notice....and
if so, I feel for them.
MEASUREMENTS: 2 eyes, 1 Smile...the
rest is irrelevant..yea, who are we kidding!
TALENTS: She's got the look! Heck of a New Years kisser
according to another Dave. Come to think of it, she attracts Dave's.
A Dave in Kansas used to hang out with her. I'm a Dave...then
there's the new years kiss dude, and I'm positive the guy she's with now
is named Dave.
TOP TEN THINGS BOYS SAID WHEN SHOWN HER PICTURE AT THE MALL
10 [insert sound
of heavy breathing]
9 What's
that red thingy on that tree?
8 I'll take
two!!
7 When did
they start being able to photograph angels?
6 Roseanne
Barr she is not!!
5 No dear,
she's not as pretty as you....she's much more beautiful!
4 Got a
bar of soap? Where's the Mens Room?
3 After
seeing this, I'll be certain to have a heart on this Valentines Day!
2 If that's
dessert I'll skip dinner!
1 Hi, my
name is Dave....
alright.....one more peek....