MISS NOVEMBER
And BOY do we MISS November....Ya see, This is Cindy. However,
this is NOT the Cindy I wanted to feature. I couldn't locate her
picture, so we'll settle for this. You should be totally confused
by the end of this as I bat back and forth with Cindy references.
Cindy, the Dog pictured above is an adorable puppy that I saved from the
nasty man at the McCook Humane Society (Actually, he was a cool guy just
doing his job). It was a present to my wife, who is no longer with
me. She got Cindy. Cindy the person was also a wife.
She was married to some guy. If I had her picture you would see why
November would be something to be thankul for! Maybe santa will find
her picture and we can feature her in December. Dave's would like
that! Dave's know good things!
VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: Cindy (The Dog)
LOCATION: Lincoln (Belmont Area)
NEXT OF KIN: Orphan.
DADDY: I'm a sad excuse...haven't
visited her once...not even a milkbone!
MOMMY: Her name is Joey!
Very loved by her mommy.!
BROTHERS/SISTERS: I tend to doubt
it, but who knows...
MEASUREMENTS: She's a dog for
pete sake!
TALENTS: Three words...Cindy Go Potty!
<whooooooooosh>
NAME: Cynthia (The Person)
LOCATION: Omaha (Last sighting)
NEXT OF KIN: Two adorable kids..(and
she STILL looks great!)
DADDY: I would assume so...
MOMMY: Yes, and she should be
applauded on her excellent work!
BROTHERS: Wishing they were from Arkansas...
SISTERS: Who Cares!!!!
MEASUREMENTS: I can not confirm
or deny any of this information.
TALENTS: Just sits around looking breathtaking!
TOP TEN THINGS BOYS SAID WHEN SHOWN HER PICTURE AT THE MALL
10 Yum!
9 Can we
see more fur?
8 No honey,
you're much more beautiful....<choke cough>
7 Wh...Oh...Ah...uh...gee....I...uh...whoa...
6 There's
no word in the english language to describe this....
5 <sound
of jaw hitting floor>
4 OW!! OW!!!
My pants!
3 I smell
varnish....
2 Bark Like
A Dog!
1 HAPPY
NEW YEAR!!!!