The simple Black & White Truth!
MISS JULY
Here's a 4th of July Beauty who has a short fuse!
They call her BRAT!
VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: Evil sister of Jess
LOCATION: Who knows!
NEXT OF KIN: Last I knew, she
made 3 pups!
DADDY: He has more stories than
the Sears Tower and Empire State Building.
MOMMY: She's just a happy ray
of sunshine!
BROTHERS: I think 2 survived her.
SISTERS: One very lovely, young
blon...I mean, yes...one!
MEASUREMENTS: Dunno..she uses
whips, not a ruler.
TALENTS: Powergrip Hugs
TOP TEN THINGS BOYS SAID WHEN SHOWN HER PICTURE AT THE MALL
10 Will you marry me
next?
9 Well...Chain
me up and make me bark like a dog!
8 Long time,
No Cybersex!
7 Did you
know there's a sausage named "Brat"
6 Did you
know there's a porn star named "Brat"
5 Did you
know there's a rap singer who is named "Brat"?
4 Woof Woof!
Who's your daddy!
3 I'd like
to see her Kung Fu Grip!
2 About
this sister....
1 PUT ME
DOWN!!!