PARRRRRRRRRRRRRTY!

MISS MAY but not a "Miss" for long!!! Sorry guys, Jeff beat you to the big question! "BonBon" is getting married this August, and I'm the best man. (Why does the best man NOT marry the bride anyway??) Maybe because she knows the ENTIRE history of one of her best friends....ME!
There's so much to say, but only a limited amount of space on the internet, so a glance is all ya get.

VITAL STATISTICS:

NAME: Bonnie
NICKNAME: BON BON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOCATION: Lincoln, NE
OFFSPRING: One boy, One Girl (isn't that a bad country song?)
PARENTS: Two! and they had children!!!
LIQUID OF CHOICE: Sugar Water
FAVOLIT FOOD: Leg Row an' Fly'd Lice
MEASUREMENTS: That's for Jeff to worry about
TALENTS: Good Backrubber, Excellent Friend, and usually has a Pepsi for me!

TOP TEN THINGS BOYS SAID WHEN SHOWN ABOVE PICTURE AT THE MALL

10   Got Milk?
9    I Suppose she belongs to one of those bald guys.
8    You mean you let her get away?
7    Yum! (and the drink looks good too!)
6    What, No Bottom Teeth?
5    No Kim, she's not as pretty as you...really....ouch! what was that for!
4    Uh...my name is Jeff...yea, that's it....come home with me
3    What's on TV behind her?
2    She has hair on her boobs...huh..huh..huh...
1    What a smile! Just showed her MY picture, that's why she's happy, right?

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