ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY KRISTIN!
You'll never look at another woman again!
MISS APRIL
Kristin is the perfect example of  "Third Times a Charm".   Her oldest sister is too brainy, her second sister is way out there, but kristin makes up for all of it.   (Although, I must admit, the middle sister would make a great companion for some far out dude from california).  She's a perfect, mature, fun, intelligent  third child.
Kristin has exhibited social skills.   She doesn't obesess on romance novels, getting homework done, or even cows!  
Since she's still in high school she has a few years to ripen till she's ready to fall off the tree.   However, if you are in any of her classes you'll probably relive a scene from the brady bunch (where something suddenly comes up).   She worships that dude from the new brady movies, who's name escapes me, but you can go to her homepage and learn more about him.  oh to be young again and chase girls of this quality!
If you think she' s perfect, you're wrong...although having a web site dedicated to south park is a good start.  oh yea, plus she knows me!

VITAL STATISTICS:

NAME:  Kristin
LOCATION: Lincoln, NE
OFFSPRING:  None....she prefers techno groups
DADDY:  Someone this awsome probably has a papa who is on the radio, or is a cop...being a radio dispatcher for a law enforcement agency means he's sort of BOTH!
MOMMY:  Makes Cookies....DUH!
BROTHERS: SHE She has escaped this wicked fate!
SISTERS:  Squeaky & Koosh  <---has a pretty smile....when she shows it once a year
MEASUREMENTS:  2 Cups of Sugar, 1 Tsp of Spice
TALENTS:  She's been in a play off broadway, does a great impression of Jan Brady (Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!)  and gives great hugs when you make her mood go from pouty to happy on the blink of an eye.  Like when you can get her into BOO at the Zoo!
TODAYS COLOR:  Varies
 

TOP TEN THINGS BOYS SAID WHEN SHOWN HER PICTURE AT THE MALL
 
10    THERE IS A GOD!
 9    THAT'S COMPUTER GENERATED...NOBODY LOOKS THAT HOT
 8    I'LL TRANSFER TO HER SCHOOL TOMORROW
 7    WOW....I WAS GAY TILL YOU SHOWED ME HER PHOTO
 6    WE'RE NOT WORTHY...WERE NOT WORTHY!
 5    NO SALLY, SHE'S NOT AS PRETTY AS YOU....REALLY
 4    SUDDENLY, I'M OVER SANDRA BULLOCK....
 3    I'LL GIVE YOU A MILLION DOLLARS FOR THAT PICTURE
 2    OUCH!  I HAVE MY TIGHT JEANS ON!
 1    WAIT...GOTTA GO TO ZALES....THINK SHE LIKES DIAMONDS?
 
 
Let this presentation serve as a warning to the next person who e-mails me and whines about their name not being metioned on my site!!  <CACKLE>