Lez' Be Friends!


MISS JUNE "Tag Team Edition"
As fun as it is to tease them about holding hands in this picture, these Two gals are not Lesbians.  If they are, they put on a good front (no pun intended) around the guys!   They aren't even Thespians, although Jenny worked at a Libarary so she could be considered a Librarian.
Zarrin's on the left and Jenny's on the right (Stand up, sit down, fight fight fight!).  What can I say.  A picture is worth 1,000 words, and this was double points month!
 

VITAL STATISTICS:

NAME:  Zarrin
               (as in Karen..although you can really impress her by saying zuh-REEN)
NICKNAME:  Charmer
LOCATION: Minneapolis, MN
OFFSPRING:  She has fun, but not THAT much fun!
PARENTS:  Well, we've never found any egg shells on her....
LIQUID OF CHOICE:  Whatever fits in that orange cup
FAVORITE FOOD:  All I remember is going to Perkins a lot when she was here.
MEASUREMENTS:  Yes!
TALENTS:  A+ Backrubber, Drooling Male Magnet, & queen of  joke forwarding!
 

VITAL STATISTICS:

NAME:  Jenny  Rose (her parents wanted a houseplant)
NICKNAME:  Ya Hobbit!  (It's the hair color)
LOCATION: Lincoln NE
OFFSPRING:  Dogs & Cats & well, one of each animal...next on Springer!
PARENTS:  Two very cool "Donna Reed Show" type people.
LIQUID OF CHOICE:  Soapy Water...to wash the dogs at PetCo
FAVORITE FOOD:  I would guess fries.  At perkins she always says "I should order fries".  I've never seen it happen though.  Maybe just a fantasy of hers.
MEASUREMENTS:  She'll kill me if I say "5th grade boy"
TALENTS: She sings strange folk music, and reads lots of fantasy novels.
 
 
 

TOP TEN THINGS BOYS SAID WHEN SHOWN ABOVE PICTURE AT THE MALL

10   And where is THIS 2 for 1 deal going on?
 9    Whoa!   nice....glass
 8    SATAN!  It's in the eyes!   BE GONE!!
 7    Were they attached at birth?
 6    No Beth, they aren't as pretty as you dear...let's get to your favorite store...
 5    Hi, my name's Forrest Gump....hey, that ain't Jennnnnnnny!
 4    I saw this on Spice once....can I be the guy?
 3    How much for the afghan behind them?
 2    She can wash my doggie ANY time!
 1    What the hell is your Ex wife doing in this picture, Dave!?
 

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